Poker Twiti - Victoria Coren

I’d forgotten how much I love the Vic card room. Andy Murray playing at Wimbledon, and they’re showing the darts. #arrers

The final episode of Heresy 2022 is now online - a brilliant line-up of @AlexHorne, Jo Bunting and @joshwiddicombe… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

When did you last go to the cinema? I want to go but I just KEEP forgetting it exists. My TV column today is about… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

Ed Davey must be relieved the slogan wasn’t “We’ve swallowed enough of Boris’s crap”. pic.twitter.com/6wpmv57ZvJ

On tonight’s Heresy, @PhilNWang, @KatyFBrand and @RealDMitchell discuss lockdown dogs, interplanetary travel and Pa… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

I still feel like I’m wearing a hat

What a wonderful day. Lost on every race. pic.twitter.com/ZzOM7WvH1C

Speaking of which… 🐎 pic.twitter.com/Q4ASkmKWZq

This week’s episode of Heresy is a corker I think, with brilliant guests @sallyephillips, @Sathnam and… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

“Johnny Rotten really reminds me of my ex boyfriend”. Here’s my column this week telegraph.co.uk/tv/0/guess-hap…

What do you think of Save The Date cards? I consider them aggressive. Invite people when you have the details, and… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

We’ve spent this Tuesday night playing JUBILEE. Seven card stud hi-lo, changes 4, 5 and 7, declare (no qualifier),… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

Does anybody know how to pronounce Mondrian's first name (Piet) correctly? Or rather, how he would've done? PLEASE ADVISE HERE!

The other day I tweeted “I’m so glad Dick Van Dyke is still alive”. My column today is that thought expressed at pr… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

Right. I have done my bit for everyone’s weekend by spending three hours planting a significant number of new, frag… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

Penelope Keith! Magnificent! I mean, that’s practically like having the Queen herself on the sofa.